The cat sits on the Strait.
A fifth of the world's oil passes under that cushion every day. $CRUDE is paired with it, and every trade pays the cat's holders.
What you are looking at
The Strait of Hormuz is the narrow water between Iran and Oman where the Persian Gulf empties into the ocean. Roughly twenty million barrels of oil a day go through it, in tankers, one after another, through a shipping lane a couple of miles wide. There is no other way out. When something happens in the Strait, the price of crude moves everywhere on earth within minutes.
Rude Cat sits on the bridge of the ship that guards it. Tanker burning, jets overhead, sun going down. Paw on the plate. It does not flinch, it does not explain, and it does not move. That is the whole idea of $CRUDE: sit on the chokepoint, collect the toll, keep sitting.
- The tanker on fireOil is the most political commodity there is. Every flare-up in the Gulf is a candle on the crude chart. The cat is paired with USO, so the same flare-up is under the cat.
- The plate$CRUDE, bolted to the bridge. The token is the ticker of the cat's ship, not a promise of anything.
- The flagStrait of Hormuz. The cat's post, and the only place on the map that matters to oil.
- The catFat, furious, unbothered. Every trade pays a 1% tax and the cat hands it to whoever is holding. It keeps nothing.
Runs on oil
- Paired with oil
- Trades settle in USO, the United States Oil Fund token, not ETH. When crude moves, the floor under the cat moves with it.
- 1% goes to holders
- Every buy and sell pays a 1% tax. It goes to whoever is holding at the time. The cat keeps none of it.
- Graduates at 71.8 USO
- When the bonding curve fills, liquidity moves to the open pool on Pons and stays there.
No manners.
No roadmap.
- Sit.The bridge is comfortable.
- Raise finger.At the tanker, the jets, whoever.
- Keep sitting.Collect oil.
Contract
| Token | Drops at launch |
|---|---|
| Pair | 0xa30FA36Db767ad9eD3f7a60fC79526fB4d56D344 USO |
| Chain | Robinhood Chain, id 4663 |
| Venue | Pons v2, bonding curve |
| Tax | 1% on every trade, paid to holders |
| X | @CRUDErh |